No Shit Sherlock
Characters you should never kill off in books because your fandom will literally never forgive you:

trenchcoatsexual:

trenchcoatsexual:

  • beloved pets
  • only 1 twin

yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you

canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YOU ARE TOO TENSE

HERE I SNURGLE YOU

LET MY SOFT LITTLE PAWS MASSAGE AWAY YOUR STRESS

I AM GOOD CAT FRIEND

I AM BEST AT SNURGLING

perchu:

im alive but only ironically

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

frizzy-hair-and-frumpy-clothes:

Brian Holden as Superman Featuring Jim Povolo

frizzy-hair-and-frumpy-clothes:

Brian Holden as Superman Featuring Jim Povolo

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh

dumbscar:

image

HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

10knotes:

wait who is thatis it pitbull

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10knotes:

wait who is that
is it pitbull

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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ori-ginality:

One Direction’s “Torn” - then and now

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment