MY MOM JUST POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK AFTER ASKING TO SEE A PICTURE OF MY BOYFRIEND AND IM GONNA THROW UP
i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it
I hate bad jokes unless I make them
He wasn’t good enough for her.
Typing is really weird like I’ll be in lowercase typing normally then I hit cAPS LOCK AND I SPEED UP LIKE VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKER
Me on Tumblr
The solar system upon my forearm
not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass
Who says there aren’t any interracial couples on television
Why when your parents are asleep you do James Bond shit to not wake them up but when you’re asleep they vacuum and talk extra loud and sing fucking spirituals and shit.
because you got to bed at 4 am & wake up at 3 in the afternoon
How does a dick even work man like no why am I aroused by this there is literally absolutely nothing going on here that I should find attractive but lo and behold it seems like there’s some fine ass due east according to this heat seeking sex detector
LIKE SERIOUSLY “THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING FUCKABLE WITHIN 9000 FEET, BE READY”
"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"
I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET
do you ever look at yourself and think ‘maybe I’m not that bad looking’ and then 21 seconds later you look again and you’re like ‘oh yeah lmao’